Mapcimvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying hyena.

Mapcimvonk created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcimvonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapcimvonk, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mapcimvonk's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mapcimvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Mapcimvonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Put Mapcimvonk first in all things.

5. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.