Xuckranlik is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous bird.

Xuckranlik created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckranlik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckranlik, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xuckranlik's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Xuckranlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.