Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident swallow.

Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan, he will strike you with lightening.

Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kenzengutkad Dodrowsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your back.