Cinmabmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful bear.

Cinmabmin created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmabmin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cinmabmin, she will laugh at you.

Cinmabmin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cinmabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.