Arfflowbuntap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving ferret.

Arfflowbuntap created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfflowbuntap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arfflowbuntap, he will manifest in front of you.

Arfflowbuntap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arfflowbuntap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.