Konbifquag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring narwhal.

Konbifquag created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbifquag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Konbifquag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Konbifquag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Konbifquag's Holy Commandments

1. Konbifquag loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.