Renvegxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental wyrm.

Renvegxem created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renvegxem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renvegxem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Renvegxem's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Renvegxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Run away if seven eagles approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renvegxem.

5. Never play with disobedient children.