Febpagfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented butterfly.

Febpagfoss created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febpagfoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febpagfoss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Febpagfoss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Febpagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. You must pray to Febpagfoss eight times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

5. Always help hamsters in need.