Carvoggad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast shark.

Carvoggad created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carvoggad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Carvoggad, he will make you grow a tail.

Carvoggad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Carvoggad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from pink shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help voles.