Somsidbum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered frog.

Somsidbum created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Somsidbum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Somsidbum, it will boil you in a big pot.

Somsidbum's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Somsidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Somsidbum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.