Fudbunsterpag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring capybara.

Fudbunsterpag created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbunsterpag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudbunsterpag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fudbunsterpag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fudbunsterpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. You must love Fudbunsterpag.