Bighannul is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing mink.

Bighannul created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bighannul, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bighannul, he will turn you into a frog.

Bighannul's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bighannul's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.