Gadfedsidjin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous swan.

Gadfedsidjin created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadfedsidjin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadfedsidjin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gadfedsidjin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gadfedsidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadfedsidjin.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.