Yikvagbag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent hedgehog.

Yikvagbag created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Yikvagbag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yikvagbag, he will curse you with boils.

Yikvagbag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yikvagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise coats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Yikvagbag on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.