Fendabrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring sheep.

Fendabrag created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fendabrag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fendabrag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fendabrag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fendabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Run away from blue monkeys, for they are unholy.