Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate scorpion.

Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cidpomnil Fadpasominbissneggidzedmip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never feed coconuts to otters while wearing black skirts.