Yakzogcib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic fish.

Yakzogcib created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakzogcib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakzogcib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yakzogcib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yakzogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Hide if three great tits approach from the east.