Dosslunhun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise deer.

Dosslunhun created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslunhun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dosslunhun, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dosslunhun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dosslunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never wear fawn kilts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Never eat bananas.