Nuttjon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable wolf.

Nuttjon created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nuttjon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttjon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nuttjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.