Nillnakyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent camel.

Nillnakyarp created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillnakyarp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nillnakyarp, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nillnakyarp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nillnakyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nillnakyarp on top of all buildings.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.