Armbonkladyog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless pigeon.

Armbonkladyog created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Armbonkladyog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Armbonkladyog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Armbonkladyog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Armbonkladyog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.