Appstanquartfly is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast ant.

Appstanquartfly created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Appstanquartfly, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Appstanquartfly, she will think nothing of it.

Appstanquartfly's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Appstanquartfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.