Mapnart Negbegmet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent shrew.

Mapnart Negbegmet created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnart Negbegmet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mapnart Negbegmet, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mapnart Negbegmet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mapnart Negbegmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mapnart Negbegmet on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat nuts.