Taryarlmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate walrus.

Taryarlmot created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Taryarlmot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taryarlmot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taryarlmot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Taryarlmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Do not make images of living things.