Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless parrot.

Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Rulmabfosszed Lunbunbonkrulfargessort's priests.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.