Cissfagzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless warg.

Cissfagzag created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfagzag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cissfagzag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissfagzag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cissfagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Cissfagzag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always wear green.