Nibruttnull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet clam.

Nibruttnull created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nibruttnull, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibruttnull, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nibruttnull's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nibruttnull's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never bounce near turtles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibruttnull.

4. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never talk about fire.