Disstagab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered badger.

Disstagab created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disstagab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Disstagab, it will turn you into a dog.

Disstagab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Disstagab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.