Weeduttarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional yak.

Weeduttarg created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeduttarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weeduttarg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Weeduttarg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Weeduttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always wear red.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weeduttarg.