Sterquafhon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered guinea pig.

Sterquafhon created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterquafhon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sterquafhon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sterquafhon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sterquafhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.