Komnarhunnurtton is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody cat.

Komnarhunnurtton created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Komnarhunnurtton, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komnarhunnurtton, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Komnarhunnurtton's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Komnarhunnurtton's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.