Fomflabcet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet cow.

Fomflabcet created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomflabcet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomflabcet, she will not care.

Fomflabcet's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fomflabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fomflabcet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about stars.