Babxinhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate squid.

Babxinhot created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babxinhot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babxinhot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Babxinhot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Babxinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Worship no other gods but Babxinhot.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.