Bonnabarf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited bee.

Bonnabarf created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonnabarf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonnabarf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bonnabarf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bonnabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear pink stockings.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help whales.