Gabmigxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud eagle.

Gabmigxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmigxuc, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gabmigxuc, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gabmigxuc's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gabmigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not take Gabmigxuc's name in vain.

5. Never run in holy places.