Wigbinnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking clam.

Wigbinnart created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbinnart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigbinnart, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wigbinnart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wigbinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing red kilts.

2. Wigbinnart loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.