Fitmanbig Ripzogflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud raccoon.

Fitmanbig Ripzogflap created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Fitmanbig Ripzogflap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fitmanbig Ripzogflap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fitmanbig Ripzogflap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fitmanbig Ripzogflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide if four doves approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.