Yattbatmab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy dingo.

Yattbatmab created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbatmab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattbatmab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yattbatmab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yattbatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yattbatmab's priests.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Yattbatmab on top of important buildings.

3. Never sit in the presence of moths.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed turnips to aardvarks while wearing indigo corsets.