Fubtippit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional badger.

Fubtippit created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubtippit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubtippit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fubtippit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fubtippit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.