Godcan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless armadillo.

Godcan created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godcan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godcan, she will turn you into a dog.

Godcan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Godcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godcan.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.