Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut
is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered
monkey
.
Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut
created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut
, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut
, it will laugh at you.
Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut's
most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Libbarnnell Mumpannatmut's Holy Commandments
1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not eat peas.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not dye your hair red.
5. Never eat bark.
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