Zodstanfarngonmipbem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful jellyfish.

Zodstanfarngonmipbem created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodstanfarngonmipbem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodstanfarngonmipbem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zodstanfarngonmipbem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zodstanfarngonmipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always obey Zodstanfarngonmipbem's priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never write about gravity.