Figpasmetquartdapsakjat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy fly.

Figpasmetquartdapsakjat created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Figpasmetquartdapsakjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figpasmetquartdapsakjat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Figpasmetquartdapsakjat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Figpasmetquartdapsakjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never feed grapes to hamsters while wearing violet skirts.

5. Never look in ponds.