Zedcid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain dolphin.

Zedcid created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedcid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedcid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zedcid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never run in the presence of turtles.