Bifwangep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous chinchilla.

Bifwangep created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Bifwangep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bifwangep, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bifwangep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bifwangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

2. Bifwangep loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.