Latspaglist is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking bird.

Latspaglist created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Latspaglist, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latspaglist, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Latspaglist's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Latspaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Latspaglist.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latspaglist.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.