Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome
salamander
.
Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit
created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit
, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit
, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit's
most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Liglarnbendadnilsandflabwit's Holy Commandments
1. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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