Wapflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental ferret.

Wapflam created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wapflam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapflam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapflam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wapflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapflam.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Wapflam loves sharks, so they must be respected.