Rilfidten is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic sheep.

Rilfidten created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfidten, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rilfidten, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rilfidten's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rilfidten's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight swans approach from the west.

2. Do not take Rilfidten's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the east.