Rilfidten is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic
sheep.
Rilfidten created humankind six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilfidten, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rilfidten, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Rilfidten's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Rilfidten's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight swans approach from the west.
2. Do not take Rilfidten's name in vain.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Always help sick eagles.
5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the east.