Nabtandav is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Nabtandav created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtandav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabtandav, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nabtandav's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nabtandav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.